QUIZ: How long can YOU laugh at Donald Trump?

Here’s a fun game for you. I’ve rounded up some of the best quotes ever said by the President-Elect of the United States of America, Donald Trump. All you have to do is see how many you can read before you stop rofl-ing (‘roll on the floor laughing’ for all of you oldies ๐Ÿ˜‰ ). Remember to let me know how far you get by commenting below this post! Good luck!

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1. โ€œI have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.โ€
True dat Donald.

2. โ€œThe beauty of me is that Iโ€™m very rich.โ€ 
There’s beauty in Donald Trump? You joker, you ๐Ÿ˜‰

3. โ€œItโ€™s freezing and snowing in New York โ€“ we need global warming!โ€
When I’m cold, I joke about the legend of global warming too. Ha!

4. โ€œAs everybody knows, but the haters and losers refuse to acknowledge, I do not wear a โ€˜wig.โ€™ My hair may not be perfect, but itโ€™s mine.โ€
Okay Donald, whatever you say *eye rolls affectionately*

giphy-25. โ€œMy fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.โ€
Assuring us that your dick is big? Aw standard bloke, eh! ๐Ÿ˜†

6. โ€œMy Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.โ€
Using social media for the greater good. A real life superhero.

7. โ€œHappy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just donโ€™t know what to do. Love!โ€
Using ‘love’ to turn an aggressive tweet into a passive aggressive tweet. LOL.

8. “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
Buuuuuuuuuuurn.

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9. โ€œAriana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man โ€“ he made a good decision.โ€
Ooosh! When Donald says the thing no one was thinking but made us laugh anyway. Lol.

10. “Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father…”
Bit gross about your daughter Ivanka, but we’ll overlook it because The Donald is L-O-L.

11. “Blood coming out of her wherever.”
Alright, periods aren’t your fave! Thanks for pointing it out you comedian ๐Ÿ˜‚

12. “I have a great relationship with the blacks.”
Classic ‘us and them’ ๐Ÿ˜…

13. โ€œI would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me. Believe me. And Iโ€™ll build it very inexpensively. Iโ€™ll build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.โ€
Bossing people from another country around! Man’s got balls. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

14. “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”
Classic racist banter on Mexicans from The Donald.

15. “Now, the poor guy, youโ€™ve got to see this guy: ‘Uhh, I don’t know what I said. Uhh, I don’t remember,’ he’s going like ‘I don’t remember. Maybe that’s what I said.”
Undermining a reporter with an impression of his disability. Such a joker.

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16. โ€œDonald J Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States, until our countryโ€™s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.โ€
Referring to himself in the third person ๐Ÿ˜‚ All aboard the banter bus!

17. โ€œWomen. You have to treat โ€˜em like shit.โ€
Bit harsh but all in good humour, eh?

18. โ€œI would bring back waterboarding and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”
HA! That’s a joke right?

19. “I just start kissing them [women]. Itโ€™s like a magnet. Just kiss. I donโ€™t even wait. And when youโ€™re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.โ€
Erm, struggling to find the punchline there, hun.

When does Donald Trump stop sounding like a joke?

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